Bright and early Sunday morning,
If the weather's not too bad,
And there's nothing else to hinder,
And my mood is not too sad,
I jump from bed with vigor
And don my Sunday best,
And hurry to the meeting house
To worship with the rest.

Now to worship Sunday morning
Is nothing more than right,
And sometimes Sunday evening,
But NOT on Wednesday night!
'Cause some might think religion
Had gone right to my head,
So I'll just watch T.V. awhile,
And then go right to bed.

I know that I should worship God,
And on Sunday morn, all right,
And sometimes Sunday evening,
But NOT on Wednesday night!